Outlaw Unicorn Poop Soap: a Magical, Sparkly, Unique Unicorn Gift for the Unicorn-lover in your Life (1 Bar of Handmade…

Description

Upon sniffing the Unicorn Poop soap, 100% of testers respond with a variation of “Can I eat this? Are you sure I will’t eat this?” and then “Can I lick it, a minimum of?” Our Unicorns currently are on a diet of pure rainbow sherbet ice cream, so of course their poop smells like a fecal rainbow! Not only that, It is dusted with a shimmery magical glitter (some say It is unicorn farts, but you and I know that unicorns are magical and don’t fart).

Each bar is lovingly carved in our Colfax, California workshop by people who infuse the soaps with love and laughter and care (see photos).

The poop… uh, SOAP, comes segmented into 4.5 – 5 oz bars, lovingly encased in a biodegradable corn-based shrink wrap, and wrapped in a lovely organza bag with a very adorable label. It is fully suitable for giving children or other people who truly wish to smell better and/or you want to track (because of the magic of their glitter trail). (just kidding… it isn’t that much glitter. Just enough to make it magical.)

Our soaps are formulated with an all-vegan combination of oils that may be both delightfully sudsy in the shower and leaves your skin silky smooth and, if you want, sooooo kissable (though we aren’t getting all up in your boundaries). We cause them to with love and laughter with a purpose to bring the most efficient of ourselves to you.

Please note, there is only ONE soap included. Any person thought there would be many and used to be disappointed, so I wanted to permit you to know. But as you’ll see from the reviews, It is prime quality and slightly beloved soap.

* Magic not guaranteed
Bring this magical fecal rainbow into your life or the life of Any person who loves all things unicorn (it makes the easiest unicorn gift, and people love rubbing poop on themselves… but, like, not in the gross way)
Smells exactly how you’d expect glittery unicorn poop to smell: like a joyful burst of rainbow sherbet and sunshine, with a light dusting of unicorn fart (aka glitter)
It is a prime quality handmade soap bar, made with natural ingredients like avocado oil, coconut oil, olive oil, and castor oil. It is in reality a fine quality bar of soap, along with being a fun and fruity unicorn present.
Reported to bring good luck to whoever licks the soapy splendor! (don’t in reality lick the soap. It is soap, not a blarney stone… and furthermore, what are you doing taking into account licking poop anyhow? Please don’t lick it. Ew.)
One bar of soap, wrapped in eco-friendly, biodegradable, corn-based shrink film, and then wrapped in a lovely reusable pink organza bag, with a delightful and witty Unicorn Poop tag (with that fancy bow, which is all hand-tied by happy people who work for fair wages in the united states)